Dunder Mifflin Marietta's mission is to provide the best paper at the best prices. If we can't do that, we will give you the next best paper at somewhat competitive prices. Our customer service is unmatched; we'll gladly meet you at the Big Chicken for a working lunch to discuss your paper needs, as long as we go dutch! And, our company is green; that is, we use only green trees to make our quality paper. Dunder Mifflin Marietta: where a satisfied customer makes for a prosperous paper company!
- DMI Marietta Mission Statement

Top Ten Reasons to Join DMI Marietta:

10.  All the PETA protests keep things interesting.
9.   We have an EOTW program and you get a cool certificate to hang over your desk.
8.   Chicken is tasty!
7.   Eleven secret herbs & spices.
6.   Our feathers keep us warm in the winter.
5.  Because we all have "the skills to be a chicken head."
            (reference Michael's quote: "What happens to a
            company if somebody takes a boss away? I will
            answer your question with a question. It's like,
            what happens to a chicken when you take its head
            away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need
            to see which one of these people have the skills
            to be a chicken head." - from Beach Games)
4.   Because if you don't, the Colonel gets it!
3.   You're going to eventually transfer anyway.
2.   Best RM ever!!! WiseWithWorms rocks the coop!
1.   The BIG CHICKEN, of course.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

WAKE UP BIG CHICKENS!!!!!!! SEASON 6 and DMI 3.0 is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you as excited as I am?!? I can't wait for you to earn your 2000 SB so you can join us in the Marietta branch!

If you've never played DMI before, or you're thinking about branch options, I STRONGLY urge you to consider Marietta for your DMI home. We're super friendly (it's a southern thing) and we loooooove Chicken ;)

Get excited -- get pumped -- and get INVOLVED!!!

Big Chicken Love,

WiseWith Worms
Returning RM of Marietta

BRANCH INFORMATION

Branch Location: Marietta, GA
# of Employees: 15 and Growing!
Big Chickens: One (Why Big Chicken?)

RM: WiseWithWorms, 3 year Veteran
Contact: rm@dmimarietta.com or through DMI messaging system

Join Marietta, GA: Recruitment Thread / Apply Now!!!

TESTIMONIALS

"I chose Marietta because of the warm welcome I received from Wise With Worms -- our awesome RM -- and all the other Big Chickens. I am normally a lurker, but WWW gave me an opportunity to contribute right out of the starting gate and I jumped in. Now I count myself lucky to have an amazing group of friends who love The Office every bit as much as I do."
~NotABadDay, 8/29/09

"When I signed in to DMI, it was just to play a game. I never would have stayed an active player without the awesome members of this branch. If you want to be part of DMI, this is definitely where you want to be. Love it here!"
~ unecessary, 2/8/09

"Is there somewhere to nominate you for the absolute best RM ever?! You totally take the cake for going above and beyond! I've always had fun with DMI stuff, but never have I felt such PRIDE in an online group like this!"
~ Jadeling, 12/14/08

"Marietta is a great branch. Like all greats it has a great leader. WWW has mastered the balance of encouragment and freedom. As was said in the opening post she is fairly hands off but does a good job of encouraging involvement of us and between us. So you should become one of us :D"
~mmhill, 12/30/08

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